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I accompanied my wife to a parlour when she went to get a haircut.
Reading a magazine, I found a hairstyle quite nice, and I just asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a copy of the photo.
"Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit card," she said.
(Taken Back) "But my wife is here getting a haircut," I explained.
"Yes, I know!" she replied. "But I need something you'll come back for."
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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.
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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons
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What's the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
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Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?
Man: My wife...
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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