The Obedient Wife'
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real 'miser' when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.'
And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
'Wait just a moment!'
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said,
'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'
The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.'
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'
'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'
Send this to every clever female you know, and to every man who thinks they are smarter than women!!!
A blonde, June, goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As
she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs. The sign
says: 'SEX FROGS' Only $20 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions.
The girl, June, excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!' As the man
packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!' The
blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she
closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them
very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:
1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy
nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down inbetween your legs, and
allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to
her surprise . . . NOTHING
The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads
the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have
any problems or questions . Please call the pet store.'
So, she calls the pet store.
The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her
The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to
the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'
The man . . . Looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into
its eyes' and STERNLY says: 'LISTEN TO ME!! I'm only going to show you how to
do this ONLY ONE .. MORE ... TIME!!!'