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Sunday, December 26, 2010

Some Strange Sayings about BEER

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Some Strange Sayings about BEER

Sometimes when i reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.

 Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
might be out of work. Then their hopes and dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let
their dreams come true, than to be selfish and worry about my liver."

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time
with his fools.

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

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When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

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