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Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: Kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
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Friend: B.A.
Sardar: Kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
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Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....Why?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office.
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How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife asks: Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly.
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office.
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How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife asks: Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly.
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Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta Singh: Post office.
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge...Think...
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but I couldn't answer past tense of THINK. I thought thought & finally I wrote 'THUNK'. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar: Doctor help me,! mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the,
achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga,
dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he,
Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
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Sardarni asks her lover," Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?"
"Sure" replies Santa. "What's ur phone no?"
Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta Singh: Post office.
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge...Think...
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but I couldn't answer past tense of THINK. I thought thought & finally I wrote 'THUNK'. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar: Doctor help me,! mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the,
achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga,
dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he,
Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
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Sardarni asks her lover," Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?"
"Sure" replies Santa. "What's ur phone no?"
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