DEFINITION OF KISS :)

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DEFINITION OF KISS

DEFINITION OF KISS ACCORDING TO  :

  Prof of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the

  demand is always higher than the supply.



  Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is

  profitable when returned.



  Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two

  divided by nothing.



  Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance

  between two lips.



  Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth

  due to the expansion of the heart.



  Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the

  interaction between two hearts.



  Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary

  bacteria.



  Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two

  orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.



  Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and

  antiseptic.



  Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose

  probability depends on the vital statistics of

  36-24-36.



  Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the

  child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.



  Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a

  conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is

  spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.



  Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds

  a solid bond between the two dynamic objects



  Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It seems to be

  an undefined variable