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Among the list of incidents given below... these msgs
> r really
> wonderful...
>
>
>
> 1) Chicago: A man was wanted for throwing bricks
> through jewelry store
> windows and making off with the loot. He was arrested
> last night after
> throwing a brick into a Plexiglas window...the brick
> bounced back, hit
> him in the head and knocked him cold until the police
> got there.
>
>
>
> 2) A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried
> this creative
> defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the
> window and removed
> a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I
> fail to see how
> you can punish the whole individual for an offense
> committed by his
> limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your
> logic, I sentence the
> defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can
> accompany it or not,
> as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his
> lawyer's assistance he
> detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench,
> and walked out.
>
>
>
> 3) A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop
> nervously waving
> revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When
> his partner
> moved,
> the startled first bandit shot him.
>
>
>
> 4) An unidentified man in Buenos Aires pushed his
> wife out of an
> eighth-floor window but his plan to kill her failed
> when she became
> entangled in some power cables below. Seeing she was
> still alive, the
> man jumped and tried to land on top of her. He
> missed...
>
>
>
> 5) Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column
> reported that a man
> walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at
> 7:50am, flashed a
> gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down
> because he said he
> couldn't open the cash register without a food order.
> When the man
> ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't
> available for
> breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
>
>
>
> 6) Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty
> badly. He decided
> that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor
> store window, grab
> some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and
> heaved it over
> his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back
> and hit the
> would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious.
> Seems the liquor
> store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event
> was caught on
> videotape.
>
>
>
> 7) Baggy clothes may save your life: a 13-year-old
> boy in Belgrade,
> Yugoslavia fell 130 feet from his hi-rise apartment
> and survived with
> only minor injuries. Witnesses said Daniel Gurgus'
> baggy sweater caught
> tree branches on the way down... remember, kids, just
> say no to
> Spandex...
>
>
>
> 8) Newark: A woman was reporting her car as stolen,
> and mentioned that
> there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the
> report called the
> phone, and told the guy that answered that he had read
> the ad in the
> newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to
> meet, and the
> thief was arrested.
>
>
>
> 9) The two suspects had been apprehended and now sat
> in a courtroom at
> the defendant's table. A witness was on the stand
> being asked questions
> by the prosecutor. "And ma'am you say you were robbed
> of your purse on
> the street?" Yes sir, the witness answered. "And the
> two men who robbed
> you, are they here in the courtroom today?" Before the
> witness could
> answer both defendants raised their hands. The judge
> and jury laughed
> openly.
>
>
>
> 10) When asked for her occupation, a woman charged
> with a traffic
> violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose
> from the bench.
> "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to
> appear before this
> court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that
> table and write
> 'I
> will not pass through a red light' five hundred
> times."
>
>
>
> 11) (Location Unknown): A man successfully broke into
> a bank's
> basement
> through a street-level window, cutting himself up
> pretty badly in the
> process. He then realized that (1) he could not get to
> the money from
> where he was, (2) he could not climb back out the
> window through which
> he had entered, and (3) he was bleeding pretty badly.
> So he located a
> phone and dialed "911" for help ...
>
>
>
> 12) (Location Unknown): A man walked into a Circle-K
> (a convenience
> store similar to a 7-11), put a $20 bill on the
> counter and asked for
> change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man
> pulled a gun and
> asked for all the cash in the register, which the
> clerk promptly
> provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and
> fled-- leaving the
> $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he
> got from the
> drawer? Fifteen dollars.
>
>
>
> 13) Los Angeles, California: Police in Los Angeles
> had good luck with
> a
> robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself
> during a lineup.
> When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat
> the words, "Give
> me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted,
> "That's not what I
> said!"
>
>
>
> 14) California: A 37-year-old California man reported
> to police that
> an
> intruder dressed in black and carrying a big knife
> broke into his home,
> forced him to smoke two packs of Pall Mall Golds, then
> left.
>
>
>
> 15) Radnor, Pennsylvania: Police interrogated a
> suspect by placing a
> metal colander on his head and connecting it with
> wires to a photocopy
> machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the
> copier, and police
> pressed the copy button each time they thought the
> suspect wasn't
> telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was
> working, the
> suspect
> confessed.
>
Among the list of incidents given below... these msgs
> r really
> wonderful...
>
>
>
> 1) Chicago: A man was wanted for throwing bricks
> through jewelry store
> windows and making off with the loot. He was arrested
> last night after
> throwing a brick into a Plexiglas window...the brick
> bounced back, hit
> him in the head and knocked him cold until the police
> got there.
>
>
>
> 2) A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried
> this creative
> defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the
> window and removed
> a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I
> fail to see how
> you can punish the whole individual for an offense
> committed by his
> limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your
> logic, I sentence the
> defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can
> accompany it or not,
> as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his
> lawyer's assistance he
> detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench,
> and walked out.
>
>
>
> 3) A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop
> nervously waving
> revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When
> his partner
> moved,
> the startled first bandit shot him.
>
>
>
> 4) An unidentified man in Buenos Aires pushed his
> wife out of an
> eighth-floor window but his plan to kill her failed
> when she became
> entangled in some power cables below. Seeing she was
> still alive, the
> man jumped and tried to land on top of her. He
> missed...
>
>
>
> 5) Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column
> reported that a man
> walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at
> 7:50am, flashed a
> gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down
> because he said he
> couldn't open the cash register without a food order.
> When the man
> ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't
> available for
> breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
>
>
>
> 6) Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty
> badly. He decided
> that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor
> store window, grab
> some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and
> heaved it over
> his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back
> and hit the
> would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious.
> Seems the liquor
> store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event
> was caught on
> videotape.
>
>
>
> 7) Baggy clothes may save your life: a 13-year-old
> boy in Belgrade,
> Yugoslavia fell 130 feet from his hi-rise apartment
> and survived with
> only minor injuries. Witnesses said Daniel Gurgus'
> baggy sweater caught
> tree branches on the way down... remember, kids, just
> say no to
> Spandex...
>
>
>
> 8) Newark: A woman was reporting her car as stolen,
> and mentioned that
> there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the
> report called the
> phone, and told the guy that answered that he had read
> the ad in the
> newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to
> meet, and the
> thief was arrested.
>
>
>
> 9) The two suspects had been apprehended and now sat
> in a courtroom at
> the defendant's table. A witness was on the stand
> being asked questions
> by the prosecutor. "And ma'am you say you were robbed
> of your purse on
> the street?" Yes sir, the witness answered. "And the
> two men who robbed
> you, are they here in the courtroom today?" Before the
> witness could
> answer both defendants raised their hands. The judge
> and jury laughed
> openly.
>
>
>
> 10) When asked for her occupation, a woman charged
> with a traffic
> violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose
> from the bench.
> "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to
> appear before this
> court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that
> table and write
> 'I
> will not pass through a red light' five hundred
> times."
>
>
>
> 11) (Location Unknown): A man successfully broke into
> a bank's
> basement
> through a street-level window, cutting himself up
> pretty badly in the
> process. He then realized that (1) he could not get to
> the money from
> where he was, (2) he could not climb back out the
> window through which
> he had entered, and (3) he was bleeding pretty badly.
> So he located a
> phone and dialed "911" for help ...
>
>
>
> 12) (Location Unknown): A man walked into a Circle-K
> (a convenience
> store similar to a 7-11), put a $20 bill on the
> counter and asked for
> change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man
> pulled a gun and
> asked for all the cash in the register, which the
> clerk promptly
> provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and
> fled-- leaving the
> $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he
> got from the
> drawer? Fifteen dollars.
>
>
>
> 13) Los Angeles, California: Police in Los Angeles
> had good luck with
> a
> robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself
> during a lineup.
> When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat
> the words, "Give
> me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted,
> "That's not what I
> said!"
>
>
>
> 14) California: A 37-year-old California man reported
> to police that
> an
> intruder dressed in black and carrying a big knife
> broke into his home,
> forced him to smoke two packs of Pall Mall Golds, then
> left.
>
>
>
> 15) Radnor, Pennsylvania: Police interrogated a
> suspect by placing a
> metal colander on his head and connecting it with
> wires to a photocopy
> machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the
> copier, and police
> pressed the copy button each time they thought the
> suspect wasn't
> telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was
> working, the
> suspect
> confessed.
>
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