Woman Dicitonary

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                                  Let's open the dictionary!!

Woman Dicitonary
Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk  =  I need to complain

Sure go ahead  =  I don't want you to

I'm not upset  =  Of course I'm upset, you moron

You're so manly  =  You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Be romantic, turn out the lights  = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient  = I want a new house

I want new curtains  = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise  =  I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me?  =  I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me?  = I did something today you're going to hate

I'll be ready in a minute  = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate  =  Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? =[Too late, you're dead